FUTURE SHOCK—Everyone obnoxious is all, "We live in the future because I have an iPhone!" But c'mon: This future blows. Tonight at OMSI After Dark, learn why we don't have jetpacks, robomaids, holodecks, or anything else that's actually cool, and instead we have stupid Angry Birds. Oh, and there will also be live music! And booze! EH
w/Wild Ones, Mimicking Birds; OMSI, 1945 SE Water, 7 pm, $9-18, 21+

MUSIC—Following up their 2009 release Bitte Orca, Dirty Projectors return in support of their brand-new Swing Lo Magellan, which fans are already starting to cotton to, with signature vocal interplay between bird-voiced female members, and the fuzzy, world music-tinted navel-gazing that David Longstreth & Co. have built their house on. MS
w/Wye Oak; Crystal Ballroom, 1332 W Burnside, 9 pm, $20-22