—The annual SMMR BMMR is upon us, and it's time to get bmmd out by punk, garage, and dirty pop from the likes of Personal and the Pizzas, Kepi Ghoulie, the Memories, the Bugs, Terry Malts, and tons more. Wait, two days of crazed rock 'n' roll goodtimes? That doesn't sound like a BMMR to me. Ah, wordplay! NL
Plan B, 1305 SE 8th, Fri-Sat, $13/day, $22/weekend

—Maybe you've seen the heeeeelarious Todd Glass on Last Comic Standing, Louie, Mr. Show, or perhaps you're a big fan of his podcast, The Todd Glass Show. If you know him, you already love his smart, acerbic humor, and you won't want to miss this gut-bustin' stand-up stint at Helium! WSH
Helium Comedy Club, 1510 SE 9th, Thurs 8 pm, Fri-Sat 7:30 & 10 pm (live podcast on Sat 10 pm), $15-25