The heat is hot, which means that the I, Anonymous Blog is even hotter! There's a poop load of new gripes over there (with more coming in every hour) including this one:

Dear Blitzen Trapper,

I have generally been fond of your music and was quite excited to see you live for the first time at Pickathon. However, I was very confused when part way through your set some interesting things started happening which included head banging, over head guitar playing, those giant arm swings air guitar champions love to do, and other maneuvers reminiscent of a Kiss concert. I'm sorry, but wtf?! When did you become rock gods?

That's weird. I never knew that EVERYONE IS A CRITIC. And for further proof, consult the I, Anonymous Blog where everyone criticizes EVERYTHING.