Please note that I think it's crazy that swearing on television is such a big [fucking] deal. The way everyone tiptoes around swearing in a professional context is [goddamned] ridiculous—especially in the media, where it's somehow okay to spell the entire f*ck*ng word out with an asterisk in place of the vowels when any [goddamned] 8-year-old knows what the [fucking] word is, anyway.

That said, I think it's [fucking] hilarious when a [piece of shit] Fox "news"-caster slips up, because you know Fox viewers must be even more Puritanical about swearing than the average audience:

In the big baby's defense, the little baby was punching him in the arm pretty hard, and mom didn't threaten to pull the car over or nothin'.