BASTARD!—Hey kung fu fans! The Hollywood Theatre is proud to present the only known 35mm print of the chop-socky classic The Bastard Swordsman, in which a masked stranger trains a little bastard in the wicked awesome "Silkworm Style" of swordplay, culminating in a sword-fightin', head amputatin' free-for-all! WSH
Hollywood Theatre, 4122 NE Sandy, 7:30 pm, $7

PUPPIES!—Okay, this installment of OMSI's boozin' & learnin' series isn't EXACTLY about puppies. "Are Dogs Really Just 'Designer Wolves'?" explores the similarities and differences between your labradoodle and a fearsome gray wolf. AH
Mission Theater, 1624 NW Glisan, 7 pm, $5