As previously announced, this Friday night we're teaming up with the Hollywood for another Hecklevision—and this time, we're showing Joel Schumacher's execrable Batman & Robin! Good god. Watching this film... reading people's texts onscreen.... This will be beautiful and terrible, a sight to behold.

These things are ridiculously popular—our last Hecklevision, Point Break, sold out well before showtime, meaning we had to turn away a whole line full of people. Because I am kind, and because I am powerful, and because I do not want this to happen to you, I'll be giving away a pair of tickets to Hecklevision: Batman and Robin every day this week on Blogtown! (You can also pick up advance tickets here, which is probably the better course of action, really, as in addition to being kind and powerful, I am capricious and petty, so maybe relying on me to give you free stuff isn't the best idea.)

Want to win today's pair of tickets? Then email me before 4:30 pm today and make sure your subject line is "DE ICE AHGE!" I'll pick a winner at random* and email 'em around 4:30 or 5 to let them know that they're on the list. That's it! Go for it. Go for it now!**

Hecklevision: Batman & Robin. Hollywood Theatre, 4122 NE Sandy. Friday, August 24 at 7:30 pm. $8.

*Bribery helps.
**These instructions are extraordinarily simple and clear, right? They always are, yet someone always screws them up. Don't be that person. Those people make me sad.