Chicago plays the Oregon Zoo on Friday. Are you a true Chicago fan?

Huh, you say you are, but I don't believe you. BECAUSE YOU DON'T OWN ONE OF THESE:

From Chicago's website:

Here is a unique way of combining style & physical comfort with your musical enjoyment!

The Official Chicago Executive office chair features contoured lumbar support, extra padded seat for maximum comfort, tilt tension adjustment & single lever seat height control with locking mechanism. The embroidered CHICAGO logo meets the highest standards of manufacturing quality.

To kick off the campaign on this collector's item, we are offering the chair at $249.99, plus $49.99 shipping. COMMUNITY & FAN CLUB MEMBERS WILL RECEIVE A 20% DISCOUNT, SO NOW IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!

Amazing. This makes my own office chair—it's not even executive, I might add—look like a rickety, busted-wheel, coffee-stained pile of puke. And don't get me started on those yoga balls—the Official Chicago Executive Office Chair has "contoured lumbar support" and "extra padded seat." It doesn't get healthier than that.

This is truly the throne of kings.