The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!
Normally I would publish a quote from the best I, Anonymous blog submission of the day... but in this case, I think the headline will suffice.
Don't Rub CD's On Your Pubes, Please
Explanation here, and after reading it be sure to drop off your own confession or rant—just don't... you know... rub it on anything.
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