Here's today's "first-world white skinny person problem":

Just because you are a size 14, or wtf ever size you are, I DON'T FUCKING CARE! Yes according to the single, small digit on my pants, I should not complain according to you, but just because YOU think I'm "skinny", doesn't mean you can call me names, and threaten to kick my ass, because somehow my insecurities are "insulting" you.

Read the rest here, and drop off your own weighty rant or confession in the I, Anonymous Blog: Where your insecurities are very insulting to us.

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