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I WILL SAY THIS ONCE: JUST BECAUSE YOU OWN A CADILLAC DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN DRIVE LIKE AN ASSHOLE. AND TO BE CLEAR-THE WAY YOU CUT ACROSS 3 LANES OF OPPOSING TRAFFIC TO DIVE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME CAUSING ME TO HAVE TO SLAM-I REPEAT SLAM- ON MY BRAKES AND SKID TO A STOP MILLIMETERS FROM THE SIDE OF YOUR PRECIOUS VEHICLE QUALIFIES YOU AS A GRADE A #1 SUPER ASSHOLE.

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