"Lovely kitchen—but white back-splashes are so hard to keep clean."
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"Is this HUMP!'s first bris?"
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"It's gotta be hard to pee on a trampoline."
"No, it's really easy! It's the worst thing about jumping on a trampoline."
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"It looks like she's teaching her vagina sign language."
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"Sarah McLachlan needs to show up at the end of this one with a really sad dog."
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"Who smells ice-cream?!"
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"I'm glad they found each other."
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"The swastika is a boner killer."
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"This is the bunny gang rape scenario they cut from No Country For Old Men."
"Luckily the female body has ways of shutting bunny rape down."
