A Reminder About Me and Steve's Stupid Eat-Hobbit-Food-at-Denny's Contest
- SECOND BREAKFAST Breakfast is important—especially if your lunch money gets stolen every day.
That last entry is going to be pretty hard to beat, but if you still want to have second breakfast with me and Steve*, you have until 5 pm today to enter and/or re-enter our incredibly dumb contest. Have at, hungry nerds!
* "No one is going to want to have breakfast with you guys." —Mercury Arts Editor Alison Hallett, WHO CLEARLY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT
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