CATCH IT—We recommend monthly storytelling night Back Fence PDX maybe too often, but it's so damn good every time! Tonight a past Fear Factor contestant, an Old Spaghetti Factory connoisseur, and the Mercury's own editor tell never-before-heard stories on the theme of "Catch Me if You Can." Plus: free cupcakes! SM
Mission Theater, 1624 NW Glisan, 7:30 pm, $12-15

PINK 'N' PORN—It's a campy classic porn double-feature in 35mm starring the 1966 Japanese new-wave-influenced The Love Robots, in which a scientist invents sexy (and sex-having) love dolls designed to kill wealthy businessmen! Immediately followed by 1979's Ms. Magnificent about a supersexy (and sex-having) superheroine, who flies around having sex-having super sex! WSH
Cinema 21, 616 NW 21st, The Love Robots at 7 pm, Ms. Magnificent at 8:30 pm, $1.99 for both