One of your favorite winter activities (staying home and watching weird shit on the internet) transformed into an excursion on the town, the Found Footage Fest is returning to Portland. Now in its sixth edition, the new batch of weird and hilarious clips culled from the detritus of yesteryear's technology include awkward church-y cat songs, tiny anti-drug beauty queens, and most importantly a demonstration on how to properly wash a ferret. (They are stinky.) On a local note, it also contains a clip called "The Sexy Treadmill Workout," which was found by the FFF team in a Portland thrift store. Kinky!

It's coming to the Laurelhurst on Fri-Sat Dec 7-8 with screenings at 7:30 and 9:30 pm. Ten bucks!