DRIVE FASTER!! DRIVE FASTER!! DRIVE FASTERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

While I envy whatever lifestyle you have that affords driving 5 below the speed limit, in a no-passing zone, between 8:30 & 9am on a weekday...I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU DO NOT GET OUT OF EVERYONE'S WAY I WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN AND EAT YOUR CHILDREN.

DRIVE!! DRIVE!! DRIVE!! FASTERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! (Ahem.) The I, Anonymous Blog.