Big Time! Burlesque's 2012 finale is coming to the Bossanova Ballroom this Friday, December 14, in the form of a Mistletoe Peepshow, bringing holiday cheer through the ever-effective medium of nudity—and we've got two free tickets to give away for the occasion.

Orchestre L'Pow, the sensational live burlesque band, will be playing classic yuletide tunes for our local talent and visiting Vancouver sensation Burgundy Brixx. You know the drill: send our editor your names in an e-mail here and put BOOBS in the subject line (mostly because I want to see if his spam filter explodes). We'll pick a lucky winner by noon Thursday for two tickets to see the plethora of slutty elf, Mrs. Claus, and reindeer costumes decking the halls garment by garment.

Prizes have been promised, to be given away at random by the gold standard of burlesque MCs, Mr. Vincent Drambuie. Portland Drambuie rep (no relation to the MC, just a coincidence) and sponsor Jabriel Donahue will be bartending, so get ready for fun with blended Scotch. General seated admission tickets are $15-20 and available here, so if you don't win those free passes, check out the show anyway. (If anything will get you into the holiday spirit, it'll be candy-cane colored pasties.)


The Bossanova Ballroom is located at 722 E Burnside.