BODIES—Lille Boutique's lingerie fashion show benefit for Planned Parenthood, Astral Bodies, has already sold out its pre-sale tickets. But they're releasing a limited number of tickets at the door and admission to the afterparty is free, with the Sex Life DJs, a ton of raffle prizes, and all the pretty people. MS
Holocene, 1001 SE Morrison, 9 pm, $10, afterparty at 9:30 pm, FREE

START CRYING WOLF(SON)—Clear Channel axed its liberal talk radio station KPOJ last month and, with it, the best radio host in the city: Carl Wolfson. Now when he's not standing in the unemployment line, Wolfson has time to pursue his other passion: stand-up comedy. He's sharp and hilarious—worth braving the unbearable ambience of Harvey's to catch. SM
Harvey's Comedy Club, 436 NW 6th, Wed, Thurs Sun, 7:30 pm, $15