MOM GENES—It's a timeless question for families with twins: "Why is one such a bum, even though his genetic equal is such a success?" In fancy science talk, that's called "nature vs. nurture," and it's on tap at OMSI's Science Pub. Have a few pints, then go home and giggle over a copy of 1988's Twins, starring Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger. DCT
Bagdad Theater, 3702 SE Hawthorne, 7 pm, $5, all ages

MAGIC BALL—It's a Monday in January, the holidays are over, and the rest of the terrible, wet, cold winter stretches before you. So go look at the sports. The Trail Blazers are bringing in the Orlando Magic, in a matchup between two teams fighting hard to tread the waters of "not terrible"—so maybe the game'll be close! DCT
Rose Garden, 1 Center Ct, 7 pm, $10-149