GUYS! After desperately trying for the past two years to figure out what the I, Anonymous Blog actually is—an anonymous ranter has figured it out! Check out this clip from his post entitled, "It's a Rant Blog, Not a Clever Quip Blog!"

I'm always amazed at how much people expect from their free entertainment. If you want clever and not just angry go pay for a ticket to see a comedian.

You hear that, people? There is no room for cleverness on the I, Anonymous Blog—because it's free, and you should never aspire to share cleverness with anyone unless you're getting paid. But rants? Oh, they aren't worth anything, so go ahead and fill up the I, Anonymous Blog with all the thoughtless, anti-clever rants you can dream up! BUT NO QUIPS, OKAY?