The headline's really all you need to read:

Vegas Woman Arrested For Sex With Pit Bull

But who can stop at the headline?

In an arrest report released Wednesday, police said they were called to a home in the 300 block of N. 16th Street, where 23-year-old Kara Vandereyk was engaging in sexual acts with the animal in full view of neighbors. Police said the woman stood-up and greeted officers with a "Hi". Vandereyk appeared to be under the influence of drugs or was mentally ill, according to the report.... Vandereyk is charged with open and gross lewdness.

It a perfect world Vegas Woman would the archenemy of Florida Man.