While the TLC network has legitimately perpetrated some terrible things upon the human race—their show My Strange Addiction (Wednesdays, 10 pm) is not one of these things. It is perhaps THE BEST thing ever perpetrated on the human race, and as proof, I present the following clip entitled, "I Am In Love with Inflatable Pool Animals." (My favorite parts are how he blames his fetish on a lack of attention from his mother, and how he claims to love his inflatable partners but is actually kind of a passive-aggressive dick to them.)