Every week we hold an editorial meeting in which we debate and decide what will be in the following week's issue of the Mercury. And invariably, every meeting devolves into some stupid, petty argument that ends in tears, pouting, and perhaps an overturned cup of Ovaltine. This week, senior editor Erik Henriksen and music editor Ned Lannamann got into a snit over who is the "most dreamiest" member of One Direction: Harry Styles or Zain Malik? Naturally, I insisted that this argument needed to be settled on the ice, and I videotaped it for your enjoyment.

Erik is number 33, Ned is number 44. The people booing are Alison and Courtney, and I'm the one with the air horn. Enjoy.