People Outraged That Disgusting New Food Is Not Available for Them to Eat

Comments

1
That shipment of horses must have been delayed.
2
While the fact that some people are outraged about being forced to wait an extra day before getting the chance to eat such culinary art is embarrassing and sad enough, Mr. Constant failed to mention the even more sad (and extremely scary) fact that these same people also procreate. Often.

And sometimes they vote, too.
3
And people think Portland is weird...
4
Typo in the headline: you forgot the quote marks around the word "food."
5
I can't believe it, a Paul Constant post worthy of Blogtown.