Trailer fight! Trailer fight! GUYS, COME ON! There's a trailer fight behind the lunchroom! In this corner is a B&W adaptation of Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing that Joss Whedon shot at his house in 12 days. (WHAT.)

And in this corner is a fake trailer for a fake film called The Day the Earth Stopped Masturbating which is a pretty terrifying allegory if you think about it, and has more in common with Joss Whedon's film than he'd like to think. (A touch NSFWish.)