Last month, Marjorie posted a video of pranksters pulling "the old slip 'n' smash" where kids would pretend to slip in grocery stores and smash plastic jugs of milk on the ground. According to the comments, YOU DID NOT APPRECIATE THIS BEHAVIOR. Well quit shaking your cane, Grandpa—because the cops have identified the kids criminals, and are filing charges! C'mon, let's all "tsk-tsk-tsk" along with this news anchor!

Ahhhhhh... now you can die happy.