DANCE PARTY—After a triumphant debut, dance night Laid Out is back and ready to party. Whether you're "qweer" or just "dancey," your booty won't be able to sit still to the drrrty cutz from the likes of DJ Gossip Cat and SPF666. Needless to say, tonight Holocene will put the "gay" back in "gay dance party." RF
w/DJs Pocket Rock-It, Misti Miller; Holocene, 1001 SE Morrison, 9 pm, $3 (FREE before 10 pm)

COMEDY—Not to sound dirty, but Demetri Martin's a man with many funny outlets. The Daily Show contributor and Conan O'Brien writer is all over town this week, with his stand-up show tonight and a reading on Saturday to promote his eclectic book Point Your Face at This, a collection of wordplay and visual jokes. CF
Aladdin Theater, 3017 SE Milwaukie, 7:30 pm, $35, all ages; book reading on Sat March 30, Powell's City of Books, 1005 W Burnside, 2 pm, FREE