I don't know about you guys, but I'm still interested in staring at dudes who look like this:

Tall bike? Check. Standard issue obnoxious tall bike-riding outfit? Check. Blaring music? Check. Dildo strapped to your forehead? Check. Have we all seen it before? Of course.

The writer of "Yawn" on the I, Anonymous Blog goes on to say, "While I may not have any real suggestion on upping your game I plead with you to rise to the challenge in some way." Here's my suggestion to make that ho-hum dildo-unicorn ensemble better. Head on over to the I, Anonymous Blog if you too are overflowing with Portland ennui and/or helpful outfit advice.