Your friend has cancer, and this is how you treat him/her? SHAME.

I know it's awkward not knowing what to say & all that, but having cancer can be enough of a bitch without all of my friends disappearing at once, leaving my bald & cancerous ass in bed alone while imagining all of the parties & shows & life that everyone is having without me.

What follows is a great list of suggestions for small things you can do for your cancer-ridden (or similarly incapacitated) friends. SO STOP BEING A JERK, OKAY? Or if you must be a jerk, send your rants and confessions to the I, Anonymous Blog—which (unlike your friends) is always there for you!