Pack yer bags, Blogtownies! We're roadtripping to GERMANY to see the theatrical stage production of Rocky: Das Musical—IN GERMAN!!!!! (!!!) !!!!!!

Don't have time to "roadtrip to Germany"? Fine, since it will also be opening on Broadway next February—but I don't plan on waiting! Watch this trailer for the Kraut production, and then meet me at the airport!

See ya in Hamburg, bottom-effers! (More here.)