Look... I don't want you to leave! On the other hand, I'd be a real jerk if I didn't tell you about a sweet job at our sister paper The Stranger in Seattle. (Hey, at least they have fluoride, right?) Here are the deets:
Stranger Tickets, aka The Stranger, is hiring for a new position which we're calling "Ticketing Web Support".
This person will be responsible for becoming an expert in how our ticketing system works, and then handling client requests for new event setups, custom sites, configuration changes, and building and maintaining custom web sites, with a keen instinct for keeping these kinds of things out of our development team's hair.