TV PARTY—For the army of Arrested Development fans who made a fourth season happen—this party is for YOU! The Arrested Development Returns Party features musical acts Tango Alpha Tango, Animal Eyes, the We Shared Milk, and DJ Trim Jones, PLUS a chicken dance-off, a Bluth family costume contest, AND banana drink specials! As Gob would say, "C'MON!!" WSH
Holocene, 1001 SE Morrison, 8:30 pm, $5-6

FILM—Harmony Korine's exploitation-comedy-horror-music video Spring Breakers—starring a slew of debauched Disney starlets and a legitimately amazing James Franco—has finally hit the beer theaters! It's a hell of a thing to behold—and if there was ever a movie that called for consuming alcohol as you watch it, this is it. EH
Laurelhurst Theater, 2735 E Burnside; Academy Theater, 7818 SE Stark; see Film Times