Lieutenant Colonel Jeffrey Krusinski, AKA “head of air force’s sexual assault unit” was arrested on Sunday for sexually assaulting a woman in Arlington, Virginia. Krusinski allegedly grabbed her breasts and butt in a parking lot near the Pentagon. After attempting to grab her a second time, the victim called the police and Krusinski was charged with sexual battery, and has since been removed from his position. Said local Republicans, "Well, at least he's not gay."

As of July 1st, Delaware will be the 11th state to legally recognize same-sex marriages. Delaware responded, "Finally we have something to put on our license plate."

Alt/folk/country/oatmeal-flavored musician Josh Ritter recently played a show at Pennsylvania’s Messiah College, unaware of their anti-gay policies. Messiah College requires all students to sign a “Community Covenant,” enforcing students not to engage in “homosexual behavior.” Josh Ritter made a public statement on Facebook immediately following the concert: “This policy, which I see as exclusionary and bigoted, could not run more counter to my personal beliefs. If I had done my homework, and read about Messiah's policies ahead of time, I would never have agreed to play there." Said one Messiah student in response, "Well if we had heard your music first, we wouldn't have agreed for you to play here, either."

Jason Collins, who plays for the Washington Wizards came out this week, and according to the media, is the “first openly gay athlete.” However, according to The Atlantic, he ain’t the first. Glen Burke played for the Dodgers and the Oakland A’s from 1976-79, putting the "out" back in "outfielder." Burke was so open about his sexuality with everyone from his teammates to the team manager, that they offered him $75,000 to participate in a sham marriage, but he refused. Wrote Allen Barra for The Atlantic, "...And yet Burke is remembered less today as a pioneer for gay rights and more as the man who, along with Dusty Baker, invented the 'high five'." This also accounts for why Burke used to high-five after sex.

In possibly one of the funniest and most terrifying videos of American closeted gay teens ever (next to High School Musical), an Idaho-based religious group called "Reach America" recently started a campaign to, uh... umm...