Head over to Gizmodo for the heads up on how Scientology's PR department made Saturday's big, secretive event look like a massive success—with the help of computer magic! Poorly used computer magic!

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Meanwhile, Mercury pal Tim Nelson checked out the scene on Saturday. His tweets are worth a read. I hope he eventually got to Silverado.

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