What gives, you might ask? Then maybe you've forgotten Charlie Hales and his wife, Nancy, were supposed to be entrants in a local charity version of Dancing With the Stars. Nancy Hales is particularly on point—loose enough to twirl while also getting into character. The mayor has a natty outfit and isn't so awful himself.

Hales' spokesman, Dana Haynes, says his boss took a lot of tango lessons. He hadn't seen the video either.

"Dude, he’s good. I just watched it for the first time and have aspirated coffee all over my keyboard."