OUR TOP STORY: Topless Bea Arthur painting sells for nearly $2 million! (Worth it!)

Along with Seth Meyers and Bill Hader, now Fred Armisen is probably leaving Saturday Night Live to possibly pursue a career portraying lesbian book store owners?

According to BBC News, police were called to a sci-fi convention to break up a fight between Star Wars and Doctor Who fans. SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! WHERE'S THE VIDEO???

Rob Thomas tweets that the Veronica Mars movie will start shooting on June 17—indicating that, at least so far, he hasn't skipped the country with the money stolen from all you Kickstarter suckers. (I would!)

And finally, CBS has released six trailers for their new fall shows, including this behind-the-scenes peek of a show called The Crazy Ones starring Robin Williams and Sarah Michelle Geller. While it kinda sounds like a good idea, it also kinda makes me want to kill myself. Your opinions, please.