I am almost-certainly way late on the Monkey Light Pro, but have you all seen this? Who among us hasn't dreamed of an animated goldfish, futilely attempting to escape its crystal prison on our bike wheels? Or hamster-like kittens, running incessantly while we ride?

These look to be expensive—and they'll probably not be in production until after Pedalpalooza (which is coming up, by the way!)—but, damn it, I want to see these around town this summer. One doesn't like to shill, but I'm impressed. Make it happen.