Long ago, during the dawn of the internet, I introduced you to the Dollar Shave Club—which is basically a subscription service for razor blades. "Fun idea!" I thought, and promptly forgot about it... UNTIL NOW. The funny brain behind the very legit Dollar Shave Club company is back with a new product: One-Wipe Charlies. Apparently, they wipe your butt better. Here's the ad:

Waitasecond... they're PEPPERMINT-SCENTED??? I am sooooooo IN!!