PICARD—The holiday that makes Christmas look like a puddle of wet crap, Captain Picard Day is finally here. Portland's annual, super-popular art show boasts amazing pieces that pay tribute to our great captain—plus prizes, laffs, and expert judges. Like me! I am harsh, sometimes fair, and I love Picard more than I love my mother. DO NOT DISAPPOINT ME. EH
Floating World Comics, 400 NW Couch, 6-10 pm, FREE, for details on entering

BIKES!—The three best weeks of the year begin now! Pedalpalooza, in all its rolling glory, gets its official start tonight with the Mercury-sponsored Pedalpalooza Kickoff Party. If you don't have a bike, borrow one for the next 24 days. Then shine up those shoes and hit the road. Be sure to check out the kickoff parade before the party. DVH
w/Federale, Grandparents; Branx, 320 SE 2nd, 8:30 pm, FREE