PETE'S CHOICE—It's Pete vs. Pete vs. Pete tonight: In one corner, the cast of the beloved Nickelodeon show The Adventures of Pete and Pete reunite for Petesfest, an evening of music, art, and Q&As, featuring Big Pete, Little Pete, and more. And in the other, the hilarious stand-up comedian (and soon-to-be host of a Conan-produced talk show) Pete Holmes. AH
Petesfest at Hollywood Theatre, 4122 NE Sandy, Fri-Sat 7:30 pm, $10; Pete Holmes, Aladdin Theater, 3017 SE Milwaukie, 8 pm, $20

COMEDY—Slingshot presents Lone Wolves, a night dedicated to solo comedy performances from some of the city's funniest peeps, like Shelley McLendon and Loren Hoskins... AND! Our own Wm. Steven Humphrey is debuting his months-in-the-making statement about Taylor Swift. It involves 40 puppets. MS
Ellyn Bye Studio at the Armory, 128 NW 11th, Fri & Sat 10 pm, $15-20