What does it say about humans that when poor displaced sharks are ravaged by nature’s uncaring fury we try to kill them with chainsaws? I think we need to take a good long look in the mirror over that one.

—Thunder Levin, screenwriter of Sharknado, to io9

HAPPY SHARKNADO DAY, EVERYBODY!

This is just a reminder that tonight at 9 pm, Sharknado, starring Tara Reid and Ian Ziering, is airing on Syfy. It will be preceded by Super Shark (7 pm) and followed by 2-Headed Shark Attack (11 pm). (Read more about 2-Headed Shark Attack, written by Portlander [and Mercury contributor!] H. Perry Horton here.) 2-Headed Shark Attack will then be followed by an encore presentation of Sharknado, starring Tara Reid and Ian Ziering (1 am), Shark Zone (3 am), and then an episode of Stargate Universe (5 am) that may or may not contain space sharks.

HAPPY SHARKNADO DAY, EVERYBODY!