Fifth Harmony are five contestants from The X Factor, joined together into a mighty Voltron of Girl Power, and apparently they are taking the world... by storm? Can things still do that? Well, at any rate, they're taking over the mall-pop section of world, if not by storm, then by hashtags and Instagrams and Tumblrs and Facebook likes and the what have you.

I tell you all that to tell you this: Fifth Harmony are appearing at the Clackamas Town Center this Wednesday, August 14 at 4 pm. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! As someone who is more or less baffled and amused by the mall-pop phenomenon—I guess I can't believe it still exists—this gets an initial shrug from me, followed by a total thumbs up. Clackamas Town Center (which could probably use some cheering up) will no doubt be a mob scene, filled with shrieks and tears and gasps and all kinds of things that make manufactured pop stars interesting for their brief shelf lives. Check out the video for "Miss Movin' On" below. It's sorta good, maybe! Fifth Harmony are coming! Get excited!