MUSIC—When's the last time you had a foot-stompin' good time for FREE? Then don't miss one of Portland's finest hootin' 'n' hollerin' musical shit kickers, the Caleb Klauder Country Band, as part of the FREE Music on Main Street series. Plus this all-ages event also provides beer and cocktails (not free)! Yee to the haw! WSH
Music on Main, 1111 SW Broadway, 5 pm, FREE, all ages

STORYTELLING—Tonight's installment of Entertainment for People is quite the blockbuster: It's hosted by The Moth's Dan Kennedy with stories and performances from Arthur Bradford, Kevin Sampsell, and Mercury Editor Wm. Steven Humphrey as well as contributor Barbara Holm. We're all up in this. MS
Disjecta, 8371 N Interstate, 8 pm, $12-15