Here are five short (but illuminating!) teasers for the incredibly difficult to type Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.—debuting Tuesday, Sept 24 on ABC at 8 pm. [Note to Joss Whedon: Will you be mad if I stop typing all those periods when I write about your show? It's really annoying. Also, please put all your short teasers in ONE video, so I don't have to watch a terrible Jack-in-the-Box commercial five times. YouTube can handle it, I think. Yer pal, Wm.™ Steven Humphrey]

The other four after the jump!