Here's a submission from someone who says they are "new to Portland's gym scene"—which sounds really weird to me. ANYWAY.

I don't know what planet some of you are from. But it is not acceptable to strip butt naked in front of strangers at the gym. Its clear you've never played any kind of sports where changing in the locker room is neccesary because we don't even do that. Its disgusting.

YEAH! On his planet, people wear underwear and sometimes an entire pantsuit in the shower! Or if they absolutely HAVE to get naked, they work out, run home, get naked, return to the gym, shower, then go to work. Get with it, "Portland gym scene!"

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