In a subtly-titled post called "Move Away, Dicks"....

So, you moved to Portland because it's weird, artsy and on the cutting-edge of cool. I look different than you because I am all of the above mentioned qualities so it strikes me as ironic your obviously wealthy ass finds it necessary, if not second nature, to mean mug me and obviously judge me for my place in this city or society. Well asshole, my place in this society is to create new things that you will no doubt consume and underpay me for.

Wait, now let me get this straight: He's an artist or something who makes things to sell to rich people, but he hates the rich people who buy his things? I think that's called not remembering which side of his bread is buttered. But he does have one point: STOP MEAN MUGGING PEOPLE, 'K??

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