COMEDY—Wes Anderson and Jason Schwartzman making tender love in a dollhouse. A gangbang featuring Friday Night Lights' Tami Taylor and the entire lineup of the East Dillon Lions. These hilarious (and sensual?) scenarios are just a taste of what past installments of Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction have dished up, as comedians create hilarious on-the-spot fan fiction based on audience suggestions. AH
Blue Monk, 3341 SE Belmont, 8 pm, $10

COMIC BOOKS—For months the Mercury's own Erik Henriksen and Alison Hallett have been curating the best comic book meet-up in town, Comics Underground—and November's installment has a super fun Western theme! Check out live performances from writer Kelly Sue DeConnick (Pretty Deadly), Scott Allie (editor-in-chief of Dark Horse Comics), and writer Frank Beaton (Outlaw Territory). Yee-haw! WSH
The Jack London Bar, 529 SW 4th , 8 pm, $3-5

AMATEUR PORN—Don't miss the Mercury's HUMP! amateur porn fest, where you'll be exposed to a pansexual display of proclivities alongside your diverse neighbors. It's fun, outrageous, and progressive! And we've just added an extra 1 pm Saturday screening with Dan Savage, who will answer your sexy questions live. MS
Cinema 21, 616 NW 21st, Thurs-Sun, $18, for showtimes