DANCE—Let's wish a happy, ass-shaking birthday to Rock Box—DJ Kez and Matt Nelkin's monthly dance party—which is celebrating it's seven-year anniversary tonight with a barn-burning shindig featuring Matt and Kez, as well as turntable gymnastics from Red Bull Thre3style champ, Four Color Zack (straight outta Seattle). Tonight will be a night to sweat. WSH
Holocene, 1001 SE Morrison, 9 pm, $5

SMILEY—It's no mean feat to take on the Beach Boys on their own surfy turf, but 11 Portland bands have done just that by covering 1967's whimsical Smiley Smile album in full. Come to Tender Loving Empire's beach-party release show with performances by Rio Grands, Adam Brock, and more, at the Eagles Lodge, where smiley smiles—and stiff drinks—reign supreme. NL
w/New Move, Church of Surf; Eagles Lodge, 4904 SE Hawthorne, 8 pm, $5