The way we figure it: Why should Portland and Seattle have all the fun? That's why we're taking some of the best HUMP! films on tour to cities across the nation! With the blessing of the original filmmakers (and curated by Dan Savage), we've chosen some of the most memorable HUMP! 5-minute dirty movies, and slapped them into a screening called the HUMP! Tour—and guess what? Tickets are already on sale in San Francisco and Chicago!

GOT FRIENDS IN THOSE CITIES WHO LIKE TO HUMP? Tell 'em to get their tickets HERE. And check it out on the Facebooks, too!

BTW, curious about who won HUMP 2013? Check out Blogtown and the Mercury Wednesday morning for the exciting results!