People! The Mercury presents Your Holiday Office Party is gonna be soooooo fun! Silent Disco dancing, comedy, a Secret Santa raffle for charity, a business attire costume contest, a "make-out cubicle," a Xerox machine for taking pictures of your buttocks, BOOZE, and so much more!

BUT GET THIS! Buy your tickets today and you can get them for HALF-OFF. That's only $6 each (two per customer)! Simply hop over to and put in the code "cybermonday" at checkout time and you'll save, save, save! HURRY! TODAY ONLY!