COMEDY—Consistently some of the funniest experiences in Portland, the sketch comedy shows from the 3rd Floor don't happen nearly often enough. Then again, quality vs. quantity, etc. Their latest is called Sketch Comedy Show, because, as they note, "that's what it is." EH
Miracle Theatre, 525 SE Stark, Fri-Sat at 8 pm, through Sat Dec 21, $14-17

LAST DANCE—All good—and fantastic—things must come to an end, and so we bid a fond farewell to Portland's longest-running dance night, Shut Up and Dance. A master at inspiring booties to shake, DJ Gregarious is putting this particular evening to rest (though you'll still be seeing his terrific turntablism all over town). So come out and give him a proper sendoff! WSH
Rotture, 315 SE 3rd, 9 pm, $5